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Researchers Burned 15 EVs for Science. Here’s What They Learned.

FSRI spent three years burning 15 EVs and 3 gasoline vehicles to figure out what happens when an EV battery joins the fire. The answer is mostly reassuring, right up until the battery starts doing battery stuff. In some ways, we’re building the modern automobile while we’re driving it. Occasionally,

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Cybertruck Pulled from Beach by Toyota Minivan

Another day, another Cybertruck being towed from somewhere nobody really ought to need a tow from. Take a look, Toyota Sienna to the rescue: Source! A Very Non-Standard Rescue OK, so if you know what you’re looking at, this whole video is a goat rodeo. First off, the back hatch

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DHS Agents Arrest Man by Pretending to Be Stranded Motorists… A Ploy to Get The “Worst of the Worst” Who are Midwest Nice

Dateline, Minneapolis: There’s a new clip going around of federal agents in Minneapolis that feels like comic-book-villain-level police work. It’s hard to watch without wondering if those “targeted” immigration enforcement operations we hear so much about aren’t just targeting Good Samaritans. Source: Posted by the incomparable muckraker and multi-hyphenate actress,

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ICE Agents Surge Into Minneapolis, Immediately Thwarted by Actual Ice

As ICE agents surged into Minneapolis, they found actual road ice to be more than a match for their wits and driving skill. Look at this. The federal agents have all but given up, and they haven’t even activated four-wheel drive. They also haven’t made it out of the parking

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Electric Dodge Chargers Now On Sale for Less Than Half of MSRP, or $28,935

Remember when the electric Dodge Charger launched and everyone said, “Nice car, but absolutely not at that price”? Yeah. About that. Right now, you can buy a brand-new 2025 Dodge Charger EV for $28,935, which is less than half of its original MSRP. Sitting on a dealer lot, with less

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Las Vegas Police Touted New “Bulletproof” Cybertrucks. The Only Problem? They Aren’t Bulletproof.

The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department recently received a donation of 10 Tesla Cybertrucks from a tech billionaire, fully wrapped, decaled with “TACTICAL VEHICLE” stickers, and kitted out for barricaded-shooter situations. The trucks carry ladders, hand-held ballistic shields, and all the aesthetic signals for serious, high-risk police work. At the

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